Wonder Fuel Stick — Naturally Grown Banana

Grand claims, applied to a banana. The naming here borrows every flourish the beauty aisle relies on — mystique, vitality, a hint of the extraordinary — and attaches it to fruit you can buy for pocket change. Nothing about the banana itself changes; only the framing does, and the framing is what usually justifies the price. It is a compact demonstration of how description shapes perception. Peel it, eat it, and treat the vocabulary with the scepticism it deserves.